Script de l'épisode 69 de Full House : Greek Week

Script de l'épisode 69 de Full House : Greek Week

We find Jesse, DJ, Stephanie and Michelle in the living room

Jesse: Ok girls, now remember. When my grandparents step of the plane, we say ‘Welcome to America’ in Greek. Ok, now what are we going to say?

DJ + Stephanie: Welcome to America in Greek.

Jesse: Alright now that we got that out of our system let’s try ir for real like we practised. Ready …

Jesse + DJ + Stephanie: Kallos ertarte sten ameriky.

Jesse: Very good. Come on Michelle. Kallos ertarte sten ameriky.

Michelle: Are you nuts!

Jesse: Alright, let’s just practice giving them a kiss, shall we?

Michelle walks towards Jesse and kisses him....

Jesse: C'mon guys! Hurry up! Their plane is landing soon!

Danny: Jesse the airport just called, their plane landed early! (Somone knocks at the door)

Jesse: What do you mean their plane landed early?

Joey: Well the wheels pop out, the attendant comes on and says 'fasten your seatbelts'

Jesse: I know that!

(Jesse opens the door and sees Papouli and Yaya Gina so he slams it)

Jesse: Oh my god they're here! Now everyone get ready!

(Everyone just stands there)

Jesse: Perfect!

(Jesse opens the door)

Papouli: What kind of welcome is..

All: Kallos ertarte sten ameriky

Papouli: Now that's more like it!

Gina: Oh Jesse! My Jesse!

(She starts kissing him on each cheek over and over)

Jesse: Uh Papouli...? Help!

Papouli: Gina! Gina! You still have much more people to meet!

Jesse: That's right, uh this is the father of your great grandchildren, Danny Tanner.

(Danny takes a Greek dictionary)

Danny: My sovraco...is your sovraco.

Papouli: Thank you, but we brought our own underwear!

(Gina starts to kiss him)

Papouli: Who is this blonde one?

Stephanie: That's Joey! Show him your bulwinkle!

Joey: (in bulwinkle voice) Well I sure hope you get american cartoons... otherwise I'd be making some first impression!

Papouli: We have funny man like Joey in Greece. Nikos The Village Idiot! Jesse! Your cousin has made you the godfather of his little girl Melina!

(Melina enters (Mary-Kate Olsen). Michelle and Melina look at eachother in disbelief)

Michelle: Hey that's my face!

Melina: Moocha moo!

Joey: Some reason that's like family resemblence.

Jesse: I'd say.

Danny: Hi Melina. Michelle, why don't you take Melina up to your room and show where she will stare, ok?

Michelle: You got it dude!

Joey: Come on shakes.

Michelle: You're VERY pretty!

(Michelle and Melina leave)

Stephanie: Did you bring anyone that looks like me?

Gina: No...but we did bring Sylvio! Oh Sylvio! Come here!

(Sylvio enters and D.J and Sylvio stare at eachother dreamily)

Sylvio: I see picture of you in house of your great grandfather. I must say you are even more beautiful in person.

DJ: Oh Mylanta! Papouli, are we related?

Papouli: No!

DJ: Yes! C'mon, I'll show you my room.

(D.J and Sylvio leave)

Danny: Steph, why don't you show Yaya Gina your room?

Stephanie: Okay, I'll keep an eye on 'em.

Danny: Good girl, don't ever grow up.

(Stephanie and Gina leave)

Danny: C'mon, I'll show you my enfierno.

Papouli: You have a volcano in the kitchen?

(Danny and Papouli leave)

Jesse: Sylvio, didn't he have an older sister? What was her name?

(Elena enters)

Elena: Elena!

Jesse: Yeah Elena. Elena!?

Elena: Oh Jesse it's so good to see you again!

(She hugs him and kisses him as Becky comes in)

Jesse: Have Mer..

(Becky taps him on the shoulder)

Jesse: Have Mercedes gone to Greece yet?

Becky: Who's this?

Jesse: This is little Elena... and I haven't seen you since I was 14, and you were... little!

Elena: Who's that?

(Jesse tries to remember)

Jesse: This is....uh....... Becky: Big Becky!

Jesse: Big Becky! This is big Becky.

Elena: They told me you were not married.

Jesse: Oh no, we're not married...she's just my....uh......

Becky: GIRLFRIEND!

Jesse: GIRLFRIEND! She's my girlfriend...and we're all friends meeting friends..I'm sure we're going to have a great time together right?

Elena: Right.

Becky: Yeah right.

*****

(In Stephanie and D.J's room...)

(Yaya Gina is teaching her a Greek dance)

Stephanie: Wow! The Greek dance is so cool! Want me to teach you an American dance? Wanna vogue? Strike a pose!

(She poses as Danny enters)

Danny: Hey have you guys seen--what are you doing?

Stephanie: Voguing!

Danny: Have you guys seen D.J?

Stephanie: She went to the mall with Sylvio.

Danny: What?! Yaya

Gina: No need to worry...Sylvio fine boy! Much like Jesse when he was younger!

(Danny leaves immediately)

*****

(The backyard, it's nighttime and D.J and Sylvio cam back from the mall)

Sylvio: I had a great time tonight.

DJ: Me too.

Sylvio: I've never tasted a slurpee, how did I do?

DJ: Great! You slurped at just the right speed.

Sylvio: I was very nervous.

(They sit down)

DJ: Aren't the stars beautiful?

Sylvio: The most beautiful stars, are in your eyes.

(They kiss)

(Danny comes out)

Danny: Okay Comet time for your walk!

DJ: Dad were you spying on us?

Danny: No! If I was spying I would've been out here way before all that star talk!

Sylvio: Mr. Tanner.. Your daughter is the most beautiful woman in the world.

Danny: She's ok. Why don't you go back into your cage, I mean...your room. It's been a long flight.

*****

(Kitchen)

Elena: More Musaka, Jesse?

Becky: Jess, give it a rest huh? You've been eating for 2 hours!

Elena: Honey?

Jesse: Yes dear?

Elena: No, I mean do you want honey on your bachlava?

Jesse: Heh...of course I do..I mean...what's bachlava without honey? Right honey?

Becky: Jesse...HONEY. This woman didn't fly 12,000 miles to stuff your face full of musaka! Now what's going on between you two?

Jesse: Becky, nothing is! You know how I feel about ya.. I promise nothing is ever going to come between us.

(Elena places Bachlava in between them)

Elena: Bachlava!

*****

(In Michelle's room, Melina and Michelle are looking in the mirror)

Michelle: I see it but I don't believe it.

(Joey enters)

Joey: Hey twinsters. How's it going?

Michelle: Joey, why do we look alike?

Joey: Well, it's because you're cousins. (Singing) Identical cousins....they act alike, they walk alike, at times they even talk alike..Identical cousins are two of a kind!

Melina: Nikos!

(Jesse comes down with Becky into the kitchen where Danny and Elena are)

Jesse: Danny have you seen my dress shirt?

Danny: Jesse, do I look like your mother? ......It's in the hamper.

Elena: Here it is. I'll iron it for you.

Becky: Oh no, I can do that..after all you're here on vacation.

(Becky grabs the shirt)

Jesse: Becky are you sure? I mean..I've never actually SEEN you iron.

Becky: Oh I live to iron! All I need is one of those ironing tables.

Jesse: Sweetheart, that's ironing BOARD.

Becky: Heheheh...shut up!

(Joey enters with Michelle and Melina dressed alike)

Joey: Check this out! Try to tell 'em apart!

Michelle: You'll never guess daddy!

Danny: Ohhh this is a toughie, but I bet that the real Michelle is the one that just called me Daddy. And you are Melina.

Melina: You got it dud.

Michelle: I told you it's you got it DUDE!

Melina: Duuuude...

(D.J and Sylvio come in)

Sylvio: I had a nice time

DJ: Me too.

Sylvio: Mr. Tanner, I'd like to take a walk with your daughter.

Danny: Sure. Michelle take a walk with Sylvio.

Sylvio: No with D.J...I want to walk around the table with her.

Danny: Oh you want to walk around the table? Hah, well then okay. Fine..take a stroll around the counter if you like.

DJ: Thanks dad...we'll be right back...

(They start walking around the table)

DJ: This is really sweet...and totally weird!

(Papouli, Stephanie, and Yayagina enter)

Elena: Jesse! Do you remember this?

Jesse: Hey yeah...didn't you and I do this at Pompadoris?

Elena: Yes! I was hoping you'd remember!

(She hugs Jesse, and Becky slams the iron down)

Becky: That's it! Get your Pompadorian hands OFF of my boyfriend!

Elena: But Jesse is my husband.

Sylvio: And now D.J is my wife.

D.J and Jesse: Woah Baby!

Danny: Wait wait...D.J and Sylvio are not married.

Becky: Neither are they!

Papouli: According to Pompadorian traditions, they are. They joined hands, walked around the table, and that's what it's all about!

Danny: No that's called the hokey pokey.

Becky: Jess, is this really someone you want? Someone who cooks and cleans for you? Only living to fulfill your every need and want?

Jesse: Gosh you make it sound so negative.

Becky: Well fine! She's all yours!

(Becky leaves)

Jesse: No wait! Becky!

(Jesse leaves)

Michelle: You're in big trouble mister!

Stephanie: (Yelling) When should I tell your wife you'll be back?

Danny: Okay I want D.J and Sylvio in the living room now!

(D.J Sylvio, and Danny start to leave as Joey throws rice)

Joey: I love weddings!

*****

(In the living room, we find Danny and D.J and Sylvio)

Danny: D.J, why don't you go upstairs and wait for daddy.

DJ: Daddy. With all respect, you can't send me to my room now. I'm a married woman.

Danny: No you're not.

Sylvio: Pompa!

Danny: Please don't call me that!

Sylvio: What is it you do?

Danny: I have my own talk show.

Sylvio: I will study hard.. And when you die, I will take over the family business.

Danny: I will never die! Sylvio walk with me talk with me.. As I tell you a little something we have here in America called a restraining order...

*****

(At A Greek party. Danny, Papouli, and Jesse are dancing. Then Jesse hugs Elena as Becky walks in)

Becky: Oh this is a pretty picture! I thought I'd come down here to see if you'd apologize, but I see you're too busy hugging your wife!

(She throws a plate)

Becky: Bye!

Joey: Now this is a greek party! Opa!

(Everyone says "Opa" and throws a plate. Danny starts picking up the shattered pieces.)

Jesse: Becky! Wait!

(He and Elena run to Becky in the waiting room)

Jesse: Becky.. I have to say something. Elena.. You're an amazing woman, with a lot of passion and fire...

Becky: Oh, I'm glad I stuck around for this.

Jesse: No you're going to like this part... But there's no future for us. Because I'm madly in love with Becky.

(He turns to Becky)

Jesse: Becky, I'm madly in love with you.

Becky: Aw Jess, I'm sorry I got into a jealous rage. Just the thought of losing you made me crazy.

Jesse: You're never gonna lose me. Elena, I'm sorry.

Elena: No, it's okay. Now I realize we can only be friends. Too bad we're still married!

*****

(Back to the party, they're all dancing and Danny grabs D.J and Sylvio)

Danny: Oh look we lost the crowd. While we're here let's talk divorce.

DJ: Sylvio I'll never forget you. Afterall, you were my first husband.

Sylvio: For 1 hour, I was married to the most beautiful woman in the world.

DJ: Aw Dad! Do I have to!?

Danny: Oh yeah.

Papouli: Who wants a divorce?

Becky and Danny: They do!

Papouli: Alright, anyone who wants a divorce follow me. Now, hold hands and walk around the table backwards!

Danny: Backwards?

Papouli: Do it!

(They start walking backwards)

Joey: Strange Pompadorian rituals, on the next Geraldo.

Papouli: I now pronounce you husband, and ex-wife!

Elena: We came all the way to America to get divorces.

Sylvio: We should've gone to Disneyland!

Papouli: You know, all this talk of divorce makes me think how lucky I am to have my Gina. And to think she didn't even want to kiss me at first!

Gina: You had a beard! It was like kissing a goat!

Papouli: No, no I kissed a goat once it was very different. Anyways, I shaved...and I got 50 wonderful years with my Gina. I love you.

Gina: Oh I love you too!

(They kiss)

Becky: Aw Jess, isn't that beautiful?

Jesse: That could be me and you someday.

Becky: I hope it will be.

Jesse: You know my feeling is, if you love someone, why wait?

Becky: Well...what are you waiting for?

Jesse: Are you serious!? You really mean it?

Becky: Yes!

(Jesse gets on his knee)

Jesse: Rebecca... wait a minute! Last time we did this you left me at the altar.

Becky: Jesse last time we were in Nevada you said let's get married. This time we'll have time to plan a real wedding.

(Jesse gets on his knee again)

Becky: Wait! You don't have any other wives, in any other countries right?

Jesse: No...

Becky: Okay! You were saying?

Jesse: Will you walk aroung the table with me?

Becky: Yes!

Jesse: Wooohoo! Ladies and gentlemen, I have an announcement! Rebecca Donaldson and Jesse Katsopolis are now engaged to be married!

Stephanie: Again?

Jesse: Yes again!

Danny: Girls isn't this great? Becky and Uncle Jesse are getting married!

Melina and Michelle: You got it dude!

(Everyone starts dancing)

***End ***