(Knock knock knock knock knock!)
I'll get it! Yes? ; Hello my name is Railroad Bill ; I'm an engineer for Amtrack ; Oh hi! Well we're running kind of behind schedule and we were wondering if we could take a shortcut through your living room ; It's all right with us ; Great! Okay boys let's move the train through ; Do we have to move the furniture? Don't bother we'll go around it.
Wow what a long train! Cattle cars and everything!
Girls what's going on down there? Nothing Mom! Just doing a favor for a friend.