SHOW AND TELL

 

Yeah Bob ; That should do it ; Who was on the phone so early in the morning? Our friend Bob ; He wanted to know the best way to pretend that he's sick ; How come? First grade ; He can't take the pressure.

It's Sunday night and tomorrow is the day ; I'll sit down in the circle ; And Miss Cunningham will say.... Who's brought something special ; Who would like to share? I'd rather eat raw spinach than be there!

Show and tell ; I just can't take it ; Show and tell ; I'll never make it ; Everybody brings such interesting things ; But not me.

Show and tell ; I'm gonna flunk it! Show and tell ; I've always stunk at ; Finding something cool ; To show the other kids at school.

Like Jennifer brought a sea shell ; Jessica showed her snake ; Justin brought his new little brother ; A real live baby ; Give me a break! Nicholas had a fossil ; And Natalie had a skull ; I looked on my shelf and said to myself : Dull, dull, dull!

Show and tell ; The others love it ; He gets hives ; Just thinking of it ; Anything I choose ; Is sure to be a total snooze.

Once I brought a marble ; A really pretty marble ; The kids said : Look.... A marble.... I thought I was gonna die.

A show and tell day victim ; But Mondays now I've licked them ; I stand on two feet and tell a complete ; Lie, lie, lie!

Like show and tell : Oops, I forgot mine! Show and tell : A hunter shot mine! Lost it on the way ; Is it show and tell today? Ahh gee!

Show and tell : A freight train hit mine! Show and tell : A pitbull bit mine! Had it in my hand ; I just don't
understand ; Where did it go?

Show and tell : Has lit a fire ; In the heart of this little liar ; I didn't know it could fly Miss Cunningham ; Really! Show and tell : My brother ate it! Show and tell : My dog peed on it.

Show and tell : Turns out I was allergic to it ; And I got this rash and I couldn't breathe ; And my mother said : Drop that thing before it kills you! Honest! Show and tell!
 

 

 

 

 

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