THE GHOST SONG

 

It floats up the staircase ; It floats down the hall ; Floats into my bedroom ; Right through the wall ; It glides post my dresser ; To the bedpost ; I swear ; I'm looking at a ghost! Naaaaa!

There's no such thing! It's not a ghost because there's no such thing ; I can't be frightened of a globby green glow ; 'Cause there's no there's no such thing.

It pecks up some playcards ; And sharf us the back ; It goes to the kitchen ; It mades him a snack ; It plays the piano ; It swings on the swing ; It does a lot considering there's no such thing.

Then it boots my computer as quick as you please ; It floats on the keyboard ; It presses some keys ; "What creature may you be?" came up on the screen ; I type in : "A human being".

Suddenly the rooms goes as icy as winter ; And something came out of the printer ; "No such thing! You can't be human 'cause there's no such thing ; Those human stories they scare ghosts so ; But we know there's no such to thing!"

Now hold the phone! I'm really real! "You're not!" ; I am! "Are not!" ; You're wrong I cried!
"All right let's play a game of cards to decide" ; Okay whoever wins the game that one's real ; He types out : "You got it ; Now deal!."

I ask him for aces ; He types out : "You wish" ; He asks me for sevens ; I type out : "You wish!" ; "Jacks?" ; "Sorry" ; "Queens?" ; "No" ; "Sixes?" ; "Huh huh" ; "Twos?" ; We play for an hour and guess what? I lose!

"No such thing ; Ah ah! You don't exist! There's no such thing!" It made me crazy to be told where to go
; By something who's no such thing.

The story now is over ; The story is through ; And some of you may even think this story is true ; But there's no such thing ; It didn't happen 'cause there's no such thing ; I made the whole thing up so I outta know ; And I know there's no such thing ; There's no such thing ; There's no such thing ; I hope!
 

 

 

 

 

 

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