BROTHER FOR SALE

 

Well we think this world ; Is a real nice place ; But we think that it's a crime ; That we should have an older brother ; Who picks on us all the time ; So next time he's sleeping in his room ; We're goin' to sneak in and tie him ; Then we'll talk him out into the street ; And see if someone will buy him.

Brother for sale ; Only fifty cents ; Brother for sale ; He's not a big expense ; You can hug him ; You can bug him ; You could buy or rent ; Brother for sale ; Only fifty cents .

Hey would anybody like to buy ; A slightly used big brother? Even if you have one now ; Trade him for another ; He will help you with the chores ; And he's fairly clean ; The only problem is sometimes ; He can be so mean!

Brother for sale ; Twenty Five Cents ; Brother for sale ; He's not a big expense ; You can hug him ; You can bug him ; You could buy or rent ; Brother for sale ; Twenty Five Cents.

If mom knew we were selling him ; We would really get it ; Buy him now don't pay 'til June ; On approved credit ; Buy him now and we'll tell you ; What we will do mister ; We'll even throw into the deal ; Our little baby sister.

Brother for sale ; Only ten cents ; Brother for sale ; He's not a big expense ; You can hug him ; You can bug him ; You could buy or rent ; Brother for sale ; Only ten cents.

He will always pick you up ; When you take a fall ; And he's good at showing you ; How to catch a ball ; He always tells these funny jokes ; And does this crazy dance ; Hey wait! He sounds like a pretty nice guy ; Let's give him one more chance.

Our brother's not for sale ; Not for any price ; Our brother's not for sale ; We guess he will suffice ; We like to hug him ; We like to bug him ; He's really rather nice ; Our brother's not for sale ; Not for any price!

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

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